Let’s just get right on with it, shall we?

This e-mail is a response to some nonsense called Hilda’s Brew.

Look, I have no reason to bullshit anyone. My business is 100% legit. My products are formulated thru personal experiences. Responses like your’s only indicates that you’re unhappy w/your current status in life and only wished you had thought of pertaking in a business as such.

Check yourself! I mean, you responded? Which only means that someday, maybe not to day, you will frantically search for my sight when you find yourself unable to satisfy your mate..trust me this always happens.

I look forward in doing business w/you!

-Mr. Michael

Mr. Michael, I got two words for you…basic English. Learn it, love it, LIVE it!

so like i’m tryin to get dick for the first time and i need t know if u know any techniqes or special tircsk [sic] to it?? holla back at ya boi fo sho – dubbie

Let’s see…bottoming for the first time…anyone wanna take this one? Leave suggestions in the comment box.

yo what the fuck is WROng with you? – thao

Oh wow…what the fuck is wrong with me? I guess that would be a subjective question. Some would say it’s my take-charge attitude, smart mouth, and zero tolerance for bullshit. Others would say it’s my desire to do anything but conform to societal norms. But the correct answer to that question can be summed up as follows: I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

sorry you’re not having much luck on the dating scene. have you thouht about writing a personal ad? ebonymale.com has some really really good ones that are free to respond to and it’s better than paying for some service where you mightg not meet no niggas.

-blackphoenix

Whoa there…slow down pilgrim. I wouldn’t got so far as to call Ebonymale’s personal ads really really great, but it is unfortunately probably one of the better ways to meet guys online without a whole lot of guesswork. And by guesswork I mean “Do I have to pay?”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – I think if the service is good, then I don’t mind shelling out ducketts. Then again, you get what you pay for….

Well, I guess I only had four this week. Nothing really too exciting.