Remember when I did these except they were on Saturdays? I’ve gotten a recent slew of e-mails from all kinds of topics from soup to nuts. Let’s read, eh?

Karsh,

Why you writing about all this nerd shit, man? Don’t’ nobody come to a site called “black gay blogger” to hear a muthafucca talk about laptops and shit. Get witht he real.

T Kees

T Kees, fuck off. ‘Tis my domain and I’ll write about whatever I damn well please. And if you don’t like the “nerd shit” so much, then feel free to start your own site.

Who is this opportunity dude you keep talkin’ about yall fucking? –vp

Opportunity is this guy I’ve been involved with now for a few months. I can’t say we’re dating, and I can’t say we’re “just friends”, but we’re something. And the sex is enough to make me run out in the street butt-ass nekkid after him.

Oh, not like that’s actually happened…this week that is.

What is it that you got agianst Christinas? All people should study the word and know Him for themselves you can’t be mad at other folks for their relationship with Christ.

roundbrownphatty@xxxxxxx.com

Oh…you mean Christians. ‘Cuz I was sittin’ here thinking “Aguilera? Applegate? Milian? Ricci?” The typos’ll get you every time! Anywho, I don’t have anything against Christians; I just think some of them are a lot more zealous than other followers of Christianity. What’s that saying about leading a horse to water but not being able to make them drink? Dunking the head underwater won’t help. [Note: These little sexual innuendo e-mails and chat handles are so 2001. Give it up.]

I don’t like the colos of the site change it back to what it used to look like . this is kinda gay lol q

Sheesh, how many offs do some of y’all have to fuck today?

What’s up witcha? -datgqnig

Shit. Chillin’. (I’m mad like 99% of my conversations with strangers online start just like that.)