Eh, what the hell.

The cast of Dream On
  1. This is 2004. We say “bitch” now. And occasionally “beeyotch”.
  2. Allhallowmas. Not to be confused with Hanukwamazanfestivus (yes, it’s approaching!)
  3. I just had to raise up on Death-Phoenix’s boyfriend again for getting fresh with me on the phone. I mean, really! How many other Karshes you think she’s gonna know asswipe?
  4. When the heck is “Zenitra Gee” gonna come up and get her own website? CC “troynotorious” and “C Boone” on that too.
  5. Sherrod Small from VH1′s Best Week Ever could totally get it…but he’d have to wipe that mad-dog drool from the corners of his mouth first.
  6. I’m thinking of migrating the blog back over to Movable Type…sike!
  7. If you can’t be with the one you love, fuck the one you’re with.
  8. I am slowly beginning to hate Rachael Ray and lust after Marvin Woods.
  9. Trip ideas have been narrowed down to NYC or DC from December 27 – 31. Now to find an airline other than Delta.
  10. If the time spans were lined up, Martin Tupper and Carrie Bradshaw would’ve made one hell of a couple. And I’m sure Eddie Charles and Samantha Jones would’ve had quite the time too.
  11. I cleaned my trombone, a full process involving submerging it in warm water and running a snake brush through it. It never sounded better.
  12. I’ve been humming “Doctor’s Orders” all weekend. Make it stop.