OK, this Monday morning meme mess has got to stop. Well, until next week, that is.

Final Fantasy III
  1. Ashlee Simpson is this generation’s Milli Vanilli, right down to the jack dancing.
  2. Hey Mr. DJ! dropped through this weekend, giving me quite the October surprise.
  3. Does Usher really have his own sex tape out! I might have to cut this list short and scour the Internet for a copy.
  4. Looks like there’s another October surprise lurking around…and it ain’t good.
  5. I’m contemplating going home in the next month or two. No, not for family, but just because. Currently, the only transportation options are by bus or by plane. And while I loathe Greyhound with every fiber of my being, it would be cheaper for me to fly to New York than it would just one state over.
  6. I talk to myself. Sometimes, that’s the only intelligent person I can find to have a conversation with.
  7. I’m very tempted to use Flickr for my online photos. I’m also tempted to dismantle my computer and clean out all the dust, but that’s another story.
  8. I am just one step away from yet another promotion and money increase. If everything goes as planned, you can call me Manager Karsh by the end of the year.
  9. Sometimes the best way to get rid of unwanted goods with no discernable value in the open market is to sit them outside your apartment door with a sign attached saying “Steal Me”.
  10. I love the networks for repeating all my favorite shows for my convenience on Friday and Saturday nights. Lord knows I don’t actually go out. *ahem*
  11. If I didn’t say it before, [adult swim], I love you.
  12. Mia X…where for art thou? Servin’ up two-pieces at Popeye’s in Nawlins?