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Baker's Dozen (The Still Pissed Off Edition)
Posted on 12/06/04 @ 12:00 am
Yeah, that means you.
  1. There is no universally accepted way of saying “I couldn’t possibly care less” when listening to a “friend” discuss how much fun they had with their other friends when you weren’t invited in the first place. But saying “fuck off, nutmunch” just about comes close.
  2. This was a perfect weekend to stay in and watch movies and eat popcorn alone. Not like I’d have had company anyway, mind you.
  3. While I have bought the ticket to go to NYC at the end of this month, I’m seriously debating not even going. I also realized that I could mention I’m going five times a day on this blog up until my departure and there will still be a couple of rubberneckers screaming that they never knew about it upon my return. Bet.
  4. Bank of America, I hate you and your fees. My next check is going in a coffee can in the fridge.
  5. My wardrobe needs a serious B12 shot.
  6. If it weren’t for Death-Phoenix and the FISHER project, my phone would never ring. Always nice to know that around the holiday season.
  7. I didn’t lose your number, I deleted it.
  8. Death-Phoenix asked me this morning what I was getting her for Christmas. Do you think Target sells clues?
  9. I briefly flirted with taking this entire site down this weekend for all the right reasons. We’re still making eye contact.
  10. The recent promotion was more damaging than previously mentioned. I could very well be out of a job by the end of the month. Clemency is not on my side this year.
  11. I have officially worn down every pair of New Balance I own running after “friends”. It’s sickening.
  12. I think I should a take hiatus from homosexuality for a while. Gay men are starting to get on my fucking nerves.

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  1. er – I’d offer a hug, but I’m scared I may get bitten. Wishing you luv & hoping things get better (they usually do)…

    Said by saga — December 6, 2004 @ 1:32 pm

  2. Ditto :-)

    Said by Colin — December 6, 2004 @ 6:52 pm

  3. Ouch! Have you tried decaffeinated? You can get the same flavor without the bitter aftertaste.

    Said by j. brotherlove — December 6, 2004 @ 8:23 pm

  4. I thought I was the only one.

    Said by Charles — December 6, 2004 @ 8:31 pm

  5. Death asking for a gift after the going home drama, she needs a big clue. You better go to NYC and enjoy yourself where else will you see people moving slow for no reason. Even though I won’t be here I am sure you will be shown a good time.

    Said by boogie tonight — December 7, 2004 @ 7:40 am


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