
- There is no universally accepted way of saying “I couldn’t possibly care less” when listening to a “friend” discuss how much fun they had with their other friends when you weren’t invited in the first place. But saying “fuck off, nutmunch” just about comes close.
- This was a perfect weekend to stay in and watch movies and eat popcorn alone. Not like I’d have had company anyway, mind you.
- While I have bought the ticket to go to NYC at the end of this month, I’m seriously debating not even going. I also realized that I could mention I’m going five times a day on this blog up until my departure and there will still be a couple of rubberneckers screaming that they never knew about it upon my return. Bet.
- Bank of America, I hate you and your fees. My next check is going in a coffee can in the fridge.
- My wardrobe needs a serious B12 shot.
- If it weren’t for Death-Phoenix and the FISHER project, my phone would never ring. Always nice to know that around the holiday season.
- I didn’t lose your number, I deleted it.
- Death-Phoenix asked me this morning what I was getting her for Christmas. Do you think Target sells clues?
- I briefly flirted with taking this entire site down this weekend for all the right reasons. We’re still making eye contact.
- The recent promotion was more damaging than previously mentioned. I could very well be out of a job by the end of the month. Clemency is not on my side this year.
- I have officially worn down every pair of New Balance I own running after “friends”. It’s sickening.
- I think I should a take hiatus from homosexuality for a while. Gay men are starting to get on my fucking nerves.
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er – I’d offer a hug, but I’m scared I may get bitten. Wishing you luv & hoping things get better (they usually do)…
Ditto :-)
Ouch! Have you tried decaffeinated? You can get the same flavor without the bitter aftertaste.
I thought I was the only one.
Death asking for a gift after the going home drama, she needs a big clue. You better go to NYC and enjoy yourself where else will you see people moving slow for no reason. Even though I won’t be here I am sure you will be shown a good time.