2005 Honda Battle of the Bands Recap
Posted on 01/31/05 @ 8:55 pm

I'll admit, I'm a band geek. I have plenty of "one time, at band camp…" stories, and yes, they all end up in sex. What can I say? You get a bunch of socially maladjusted kids together with things you blow into, put your hand in, press down, and slide out and sexual experimentation is bound to ensue.

My eight years of marching band experience (high school and college), sadly, never brought me to participate in a contest like this year's Honda Battle of the Bands. For those not familiar with how a normal HBCU band's halftime routine goes, here's a fairly simple breakdown:

Fanfare: This is when the band comes on the field, and really starts from the moment they emerge from the sidelines or come down from the stands. After they march onto the field (several bands have innovative ways of doing this), they usually play a song with a thunderous tone (read: lots of brass), and all auxiliaries are performing in some capacity (dance girls dancing, majorettes twirling, flag girls doing a routine, etc.). This lasts for about three minutes.

Drill Routine: Normally done in the traditional 8-to-5 way (8 steps to 5 yards) where the band does a number of different formations on the field, often spelling out words, shapes or pictures on the field. Mid-tempo songs are played to make it easier to march and keep in line. This lasts for about two to five minutes.

Concert Formation: The last formation in the Drill Routine which normally ends up in the band facing the crowd in about four or five rows. Slow-tempo songs are usually played with a solo or dance routine thrown in at the beginning. This lasts for about two to three minutes.

Dance Routine: Uptempo songs are played, particularly modern ones. The band usually does a number of group or line dance steps and some choreography. This is also a showcase time for the drum section, accompanied by the sousaphones. This is the longest part of the routine, usually about five to seven minutes depending on the band.

Closing: Usually a repeat of the Fanfare as the band marches off the field. Some bands will throw in a surprise dance routine/breakdown in the middle of their Closing for added show. Takes about three to five minutes total.

And now, the bands. (more…)


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Karshed
Posted on 01/29/05 @ 4:07 am

As I'm sure as most of y'all know by now, I no longer have my job because of this website. Management had monitored my computer for over a month, tracked what sites I visited and blog posts I wrote and tried to place me between a rock and a hard place over things said on this personal site about people at work (even when said people and said work was never mentioned explicitly).

I was dooced…sorta.

The blow-by-blow happened so fast that I blinked and was out of a job. Awesome in a surrealistic sort of way. I was trying to finish up some contract issues before the end of the day so I could leave work at a respectable hour when I got a phone call. It was one of my customers that needed some contact information changed. That's when I saw the terrible twosome Skeletor and Wednesday Addams walking towards my cube. The feeling that I was in some deep shit set in quickly. Normally when they're about to can someone, it's either at the beginning or the end of their shift. I wish it had been at the beginning so I could've swung by Chick-fil-a for some breakfast, but alas…can't win 'em all. Just as I was finishing up the call Skeletor said, "When Karsh gets off the phone, can you tell him to come to Snake Mountain?"

I watched as the two made their bee-dance around the cubes, both glancing over to see when I would get off the phone. I purposely prolonged the conversation to make sure the customer's issue was thoroughly resolved and ended the call. I took a deep breath and made my way towards the lair.

As I closed the door and sat down, I already knew what Skeletor was going to say. It's not that I necessarily knew I was in the wrong at that point, but I know I hadn't done anything extraordinarily spectacular recently to warrant two-on-one kudos. This is what made the retorts so easy.

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Sight Unseen
Posted on 01/28/05 @ 4:57 am

2004 was a good year for Black gays in terms of exposure…or was it? While America contended with such widespread issues like gay marriage, HIV, and being on the "down low", you'd think equal representation of these topics across a range of ethnic groups would provide a more concise and broad picture, right?

Stifle your laughs, please.

It's no surprise that Blacks hardly get a fair shake when it comes to media representation or accountability. Phill Wilson points out in his MetroWeekly article "Absent Recognition" just how many glaring omissions GLAAD overlooked.

…the absence of any substantive recognition of blacks among this year's Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) Media Awards, which honors the media for fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the GLBT community, is so shocking. Black journalism plays an important role in covering issues that are important to Americans of African Descent who happen to also be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender. In the area of overall newspaper coverage, the National Newspaper Publisher's Association (NNPA), a 65-year-old federation of more than 200 black community newspapers from across the United States featured monthly columns written by black gay and lesbian journalists. The columns dealt directly with gay issues in the context of black America. GLAAD and others were quick to attack George Curry's column on gay marriage, but ignored Kai Wright's follow up or NNPA's fair and balanced response to the reaction to Mr. Curry's column.

Wilson goes on to name at least twenty different media sources which GLAAD failed to mention in their media awards. But with these oversights, one has to ask…did GLAAD look past these sources because of the attention paid to gay issues for African-Americans? One could argue that we don't need GLAAD's recognition to know the work done, articles written and specials produced made an impact in the gay community. But when your mission statement includes such charges as "promoting and ensuring fair, accurate and inclusive representation", you're going to be held accountable if you stray. And GLAAD has strayed far, far away.

Consequently, award ceremonies such as these even reek of racial bias on the Internet and in the blogosphere. Awards such as the 2005 Bloggies, the 2004 Weblog Awards, the Queeries and the Cybersocket Web Awards are all publicly chosen and reflect a gay lifestyle which lacks any color outside of a tanning salon. I just have to ask…where in the hell are we? Guess what…we're not all on the "down low". Some of us can write. And damn well. And we care about politics and the economy and gay marriage and good education and HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention. And chances are great content will be overlooked for skinny twinks in kwashiorkor-induced poses yammering about A&F and getting their cock felt up under the table by a man twice their senior. Still clueless on us Black bloggers? Here's a start. Follow the links therein and see how far the rabbit hole goes.

To let Steven Fullwood talk about it:

This ain't progress. And yeah I know about the black lesbian on The Wire. And there's some black gay character floating about as well on cable television. HBO, right? And can't forget that Got that. Woo-hoo, we have overcome. I am itching for a revolution. Not that I know what I would do, because I don't. But I am not happy watching this shit go on. I'd like to see some of these shows cancelled. Maybe that's a start.

Maybe it's high time for the Black Weblog Awards to rise. It will probably be the only way we'll get that "fair, accurate and inclusive representation".

Publicly chosen, of course.


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Can You Dig It?
Posted on 01/27/05 @ 8:17 pm

Talk about an abrupt end to 15 minutes of fame: 'Idol' Wannabe Arrested After Audition

Can you dig it?A contestant on "American Idol" was in jail in Mobile, Alabama when his bizarre audition aired on Tuesday night. Leroy Wells, 22, who stormed into the New Orleans audition room "crunked" out and repeatedly ranting "Can you dig it?," was arrested January 5 on charges of assault and firing a weapon. Jail records show he's also awaiting trial on drug charges and has pleaded guilty to marijuana possession in 2004 and disorderly conduct in June 2003. His "Idol" performance was taped last summer. Wells bounced on stage while talking about sandblasting paint for a living at a shipyard near his home near Mobile. A stunned Simon Cowell called the performance "ridiculous" and joked he couldn't understand a single word Leroy said. An American Idol hopeful, gaining notoriety, but not just for his shot at stardom. TV viewers found Grand Bay's Leroy Wells on national T-V Tuesday night. However, on Wednesday, the would-be “idol” could be found in Mobile Metro Jail. While millions of American Idol fans kept it locked into Leroy, Leroy was locked up behind bars for failing to appear in court. The 22-year-old Grand Bay, Alabama native wowed fans with his rendition of "Got Your Money" by ODB. Even though he wasn't able to watch his performance from home, sheriff’s deputies tell NBC 15 they did allow Leroy and other inmates to watch American Idol from jail. Mobile Police spokesman Marcus Young says Leroy Wells was arrested earlier this month for reportedly shooting a hand gun into an occupied vehicle. “Apparently they were arguing over how the cars were in the roadway at which time Mr. Wells allegedly shot the victim in his hip,” Young says. “Family members say because Leroy is a “pretty boy,” he gets picked on a lot, which explains why he may have been carrying a pistol to protect himself. His brother, Ryan Peyton tells NBC 15 News: “A lot of people picks on him and he's had that problem since he's been a kid. As he got older he just got tired of it and so he took measures into his own hands.” According to Mobile County Sheriff's department records, Wells has a prior criminal record including seven other arrests. The charges range from disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana, to carrying a pistol without a permit. His brother says despite those incidents, Leroy is destined for stardom and would not go as far as shooting another human being. “I'm saying he didn't do it. It's all hear-say from what I know.” Wednesday, Leroy’s family had trouble coming up with bond money, some $11,000, but later were able to come up with the money. Leroy was released from custody early Wednesday evening.

And the "pretty boy" just had to be from Alabama. smh

(via ohnotheydidnt)


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Ask Me Anything (Redux)
Posted on 01/27/05 @ 11:05 am

Tony asked, "Here’s a simple Fuck-Marry-Kill question: Of your fellow bloggers, who would you fuck? Who would you marry? And who would you kill? Its all hypothetic so hopefully no one will get offended."

I tend to have a knack for offending people, so here goes! Fuck: no one Marry: no one Kill: no one…this year, that is.

What can I say? I'm a happy-go-lucky kinda guy! That and I hadn't seen anyone naked yet to make an accurate fuck/marry/kill statement. NEXT!

Carla asks, "If you were a food, what would be the recipe? What ingredients, in what proportions, would go into whipping up the perfect 'you surprise'?"

Me Surprise 2 cups of corn 3 oz. of cream cheese 1/2 teaspoon of the following spices: cumin, chili powder, cayenne pepper 1 can of cream of mushroom soup 1 package of refrigerated biscuits 1 lb. of ground beef 2 tablespoons of butter

Brown beef and add to corn, cream cheese, and mushroom soup to 2qt. casserole dish. Add spices. Top mixture with refrigerated biscuits and butter (butter should be placed around the biscuits in dots. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 20 minutes until biscuits are set and golden brown.

Mmmm…and it's so good.

Rod asks, "You can have one dinner with anyone. What’s on the menu, and who are you dining with?"

Steve Harris. And if I play my cards right…we're skipping dinner.

Elle asks, "Who would you want to write the foreword to your greatest work? Who is your favorite author? Who do you aspire to be most like? Which family member would you most like to make disappear forever? Favorite candy bar? Have you ever attempted the Love Hater’s HandPussy?"

  1. Hmm…good question. I'd love it if one of my favorite authors did a foreword for my book.
  2. Just one favorite author? It'd either be Chuck Palahniuk, John Ridley, David Sedaris or Walter Mosley.
  3. Who do I aspire to be like? Umm…no one in particular, I guess. I've met so many people and had so many different interactions with them that I've just gleaned bits and pieces of their personalities into this melange you know and love called Karsh. I've tended to aspire to not be like my father…so far it's working.
  4. Umm…probably Sperm Donor and his whole little motley crew he calls "my family". Which reminds me of this picture my mother sent me of Karsh Jr.…apparently with his little girlfriend.
    Karsh Jr. and some random chick.
    Shameful.
  5. Mars or Almond Joy.
  6. Handpussy? Is that the thing that we used to as kids where you put both hands together, splay your fingers, then insert them into the splayed fingers of another kid at a 90 degree angle? Because if it's not…then yes.

Hopluv asks, "If you were told you only had one week to live, what what would you do with your final days on earth?"

Go to Vegas, skydive, fuck in the rain, and eat a two-pound steak. Not to mention getting my final say in with a bunch of ne'er-do-well's from the past.

FELONMISTRESS asks, "Are you a top or bottom? Would you/have you ever slept with Lovehater? Describe your most erotic sexual encounter? I am soooooooo fascinated by black gay love….how I wish I could witness the act in person!"

Sweetie, sounds to me like you're more fascinated by black gay fucking than black gay love. But to answer your questions…

  1. I'm whatever the situation calls for.
  2. No and no. Geez, I can't go around boinking everybody!
  3. It was erotic and sexual. The most I'd ever encountered at one time. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

Oh, and if you want to experience black gay love/sex/whatever-it-is-you're-so-incensed-with, just go to your local gay community. I'm sure you'd find some guys more than willing to perform for an audience. Make sure to bring your checkbook.


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