Let's keep this short, shall we?

• The job is great. It's wonderful. I have an office, three computers, a 25″ monitor, and creative license. The staff is small and extremely cool. I've already got people "reporting" to me. Ain't that some shit? I love the job location, and it will be even better once it gets warm. And the best part? It doesn't feel like work.
• Damn you, American Idol! I wanted Janay and Travis G-O-N-E. But I'll settle for Selena, David (yawn!) and Joseph. There can be only room for one with the 'locks! Poor Aloha. I guess it really does mean hello and goodbye. I bet Janay got them chickenheads in Lawrenceville speed-dialing it up for her. Constantinople Conquistador Constituent That Greek rocker boy is on borrowed time as well. Hmph.
• America's Next Top Model isn't looking too good off the jump. Granted, Naima may very well cut a bitch (as well as Lluvy), but did ANTM countrify up the applicant pool or what? Damn near every chick is from Scratchasack, Wyoming and shit. Fake Red Brandi lost all cred with me when she said her mamma sewed her hair in. I can't wait for the episode when the hairdressers snatch that shit out and she got natural growth shorter than a rice grain.
• Call me Karsh the reviewer! Currently, I'm reading two gay novels sent to me by the respective authors. They want me to read and write a review they can link to and yadda yadda yadda. It's all good, I guess. After all, I have no problem writing about how much crap something is; y'all know that. Thing is, one of the books is by a Black gay author, and the other is by a White gay author. From cock to dick. This should be damn interesting.
• My birthday is two Friday's from now. It's the same day the craptastic The Ring 2 comes out. And yes, this is the part of the blog post where the shameless pandering for gifts and money come…sike! For real though, I never get hella excited about birthdays anyway. Not to say you shouldn't show a little love if the spirit moves you. Wishlist and PayPal links in the "Home" block.
• Charles, you've stopped blogging again? One more and you get a free six-inch sub.
• I get to go on a field trip on Friday! Yay!
• Umm…I still want a boyfriend. Or at least some steady wang. Can you get me that for my birthday?
• Or better yet….