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Police: Ga. bride-to-be fabricated kidnap tale

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished just days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico and fabricated a tale of abduction before admitting Saturday that she had gotten cold feet and "needed some time alone," police said.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, was in police custody more than 1,420 miles from her home on what was supposed to be her wedding day.

"It turns out that Miss Wilbanks basically felt the pressure of this large wedding and could not handle it," said Randy Belcher, the police chief in Duluth, Ga., the Atlanta suburb where Wilbanks lives with her fiance. He said there would be no criminal charges.

Wilbanks, whose disappearance set off a nationwide hunt, called her fiance, John Mason, from a pay phone late Friday and told him that she had been kidnapped while jogging three days before, authorities said. Her family rejoiced that she was safe, telling reporters that the media coverage apparently got to the kidnappers.

But Wilbanks soon recanted, according to police.

Ray Schultz, chief of police in Albuquerque, said Wilbanks "had become scared and concerned about her impending marriage and decided she needed some time alone." He said she traveled to Las Vegas by bus before going to Albuquerque.

"She’s obviously very concerned about the stress that she’s been through, the stress that’s been placed on her family," he said. "She is very upset."

I can't wait for SNL and/or MadTV to scoop up this gem to use in their sketches. Her feet obviously weren't that cold to run from Georgia to New Mexico. Isn't there some kind of charges that could be brought on her, like "False Kidnapping" or something? I'm pretty sure that nationwide hunt wasn't free.