I don't ask much from y'all.

OK, that's not entirely true. Sometimes I'm all "I-vahnt-to-vee-alooone" and sometimes I'm all "men ain't shit". This is a given. We know this. We love this about me, right?

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So…I can't believe I'm going to be coming up on the big 5-0-0. It seems like only yesterday when I started this blog. It's seen its ups and down, it's crashes and redesigns. And now only eight posts away, I'm going to ask you all for something.

No, it's not more PayPal donations! Although if you feel so inclined, the church always takes an offering here and there.

What I want is for y'all to come check me out over at The Ultimate Blogger competition blog. Post a comment. Root me on. Heckle the other opponents (just kidding). Oh, and link me on your blogs! I'm not calling any names…George…Jason…Rod…EJ…Donald…Lynne…Rocka…Tony…oh hell, all of y'all. Help a brotha out!

Given the nature of the challenges (the first one is to write about food - who wants to take me out in the name of research?), it should be quite fun and push my writing muscle.

I'll probably be blogging more over there than here for the next six weeks or so. We'll gauge it and see how it works. Meanwhile, I want to make it more interesting over here as well. I'm giving the opportunity for you guys to ask me any questions you want with no limit on how many. Just leave them in the comments. No question is too racy and I promise not to be all ultra-snarky when I answer.

So bring me your questions…this should be good. And if popular elimination rites on reality events serve me correctly, I'll probably get voted off in the first round! Yay!

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Ask away!