From EJ: Well, since food is sex and sex is food (isn’t it?), name some of your favorite foods that make you sexually aroused just thinking about them. Oh, and yes, if you can provide pictures that would be swell.

What instantly comes to mind are French toast, Cuban burgers, porterhouse steaks, tiramisu, and Ocean Water from Sonic.

From Bernie:
Questions for Karsh:

1. Is blogging more addictive than crack?
2. Do you think there is any correlation between your current relationship status and the amount of time you spend online?
3. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
4. Are there any bloggers you wanna “get with?”
5. Is the glass half empty or half full?
6. Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, or commando?
7. Who just deserves to get beat down right about now?
8. On a day off, with plenty of food in the house, what’s for breakfast?
9. Star Trek or Star Wars?
10. When you coming back to NYC?

1. I don’t think so…once I start seeing someone strung out on the corner of Ponce and Highland saying he’ll suck my dick for a Trackback, it’ll have reached epidemicesque standards.
2. Honestly…not anymore. Nowadays, I’m online more at work than when I get home. When I do get on, it’s mostly on the weekends. My current relationship status — terminally single — is because I have a short attention when it comes to men.
3. I seriously could not tell you. I’d be 34…wow….hopefully, I’ll be financially stable with a house and a car and a kid. Whether or not I’ll have a husband to go along with that remains to be seen. But I’d probably definitely have a kid.
4. Nope.
5. Depends…are there free refills? Lately, it’s fluctuated from day-to-day. Today: half-full.
6. Again, it fluctuates from day-to-day! Friday I went commando, but when I’m not freeballin’, I usually prefer briefs. The legs on the boxer briefs have a way of crawling into my buttcrack that I’m none too comfortable with on my daily walks.
7. Jennifer Wilbanks, the entire Duluth police department, Paris Hilton, Shar Jackson and The One That Got Away. Can you believe that bitch resurfaced not only lookin’ spankalicious but with another troll he met off of Gay.com? I’m just sayin’…..
8. French toast stuffed with bananas, hash browns, and fresh squeezed orange juice. Apple if you got it.
9. I’ve never really bought into either mythos with much fervor (-5 on my geek card), but if I had to make a choice….Star Wars. I love the new things which are being done with the series like Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars on Cartoon Network. Star Trek has always been lame in my eyes.
10. Well, I still have these free passes from Delta…I’ll see how my money’s looking and I may make another end-of-the-year sojourn. I’m getting a hotel room this time.

From Tiffany: If you had a weekday off from work, which guilty pleasure daytime t.v. programs would you be watching?
All My Children. Well, that’s not really a guilty pleasure…y’all know how I am about my stories. Probably the Larry Elder show because while he is a pompous jackass, he does have some good points on a few issues.

From The Ghost of Christmas Past: When, if ever, are you coming to DC? Can you come this month for that special day?
I’m going to make it to DC…one of these days. All signs point to no for coming this month for that special day. I’ve got a July 1 move-out date on my apartment I plan on making good on, which means I’m going to have to stack some paper and withhold any pleasure trips until that’s been squared away. Have a vodka tonic for me!

From Colin: Here’s a question for ya: Why is the world such a fucked up place?
Oh Colin…I just wanna reach through the Internet and give you a big ol’ hug. I know you’ve been going through it; let me know if you need to talk, OK? As to the existential question on plate, I’d say the world is a fucked up place because…well…I don’t know. I need to ponder that for a while myself. It always seems like the good get shafted and the bad get applauded. How the fuck did that happen?

From Bernie again: Another question: When is Nova gonna blog again?
I dunno…but if he does, he might have to get another domain name or something. Novaslim.com is a ghost town! At least throw a splashy front page on that bitch!