I received this a while back and figured I'd go ahead and post it.

First First job: cook at Pizza Hut First screen name: MrReese2U (from the old WBS/Go.com days) First funeral: Sperm Donor's cousin's uncle AC First pet: White fluffy dog named Montgomery First piercing: None yet, but contemplating getting my nipple(s) pierced First tattoo: None First credit card: One of those GTE cards (now Verizon, I think) First kiss: I was 17 and it was this really gay guy from my high school. The kiss sucked. Luckily, so did he. First enemy: George Morgan. He smacked me in the face with a primary tablet in pre-school and I held him down in a bed of fire ants as retribution.

Last Last car ride: Yesterday at lunch over to Goofball's house Last kiss: on Sunday from Tall Boy (details forthcoming) Last movie watched: Aeon Flux Last beverage drank: Glass of iced chamomille mint tea Last phone call: To: From: Charles, who bought Wendy's over to my house! What a pal. Last time showered: This morning. Last CD played: Esthero - Breath from Another Last website visited: Lifehacker.com Last Book Read: John Ridley's Everybody Smokes in Hell

Now Single or taken: Single Gender: Male Birthday: March 18 Sign: Pisces Siblings: Karsh Jr. (21) and Smokedawg (28) Hair color: Black Eye color: Dark Brown Wearing: Dress socks and boxer briefs (damn, I need to get ready for work groan) Drinking: Glass of iced chamomille mint tea Thinking about: The free Italian lunch I'm going to get today at this search engine optimization seminar (yay!) Listening to: Blackalicious' Nia Looking at: A commerical for Sonic hamburgers