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Posted on 04/17/07 @ 12:48 am
I've seen this meme floating around for a few weeks, most recently over at [Fave's new spot.](http://favoritenitemare.com/wp) Here I go! Where the other two questions went…well, I have no idea. **1. How tall are you barefoot?** 5′9″ **2. Have you ever smoked heroin?** No. **3. Do you own a gun?** Not in this state. **4. Who's your best friend?** Umm…Twin, I guess. But I don't see him often and we don't communicate that often either. **5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?** No…parents love me. Their sons, on the other hand… **6. What music are you embarrassed to admit that you listen to?** None – all my music is the bomb (even if you don't like it). **7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?** O Holy Night **8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?** Orange juice **9. Can you do push-ups?** Yes sir. Mountain climbers too! **10. Why does one question always disappear?** Lost in translation, I guess. Either that or copy and paste. **11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?** I'm not too big on jewelry, actually. **12. Do you like painkillers?** If they kill pain…sure. **13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?** Apparently, just being myself. I've yet to acquire the secret weapon to lure in the same sex. Now that would be something. **14. Do you own a knife?** Kitchen knives, yeah. **15. Do you have A.D.D.?** No, but I am autistic. **16. Middle Name?** Corneilus. **17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?** I should be in bed. The homemade sloppy joes I made were off the hook. I wonder if I should take off Wednesday since my new computer is coming in. **18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:** A new computer, a George Foreman grill, and a book on how to leave the United States. **19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:** Water, assorted teas from Teavana, orange juice **20. What time did you wake up today?** 4:15a.m. (!) **21. Current worry?** Turning 30 and not being in at least one quasi-serious romantic relationship. Call it the 26-year-old itch. **22. Current hate?** My job. Wait…scratch that. The lack of respect and decency I get at my job. **23. Favourite place to be?** In bed. **24. Least favorite place to be?** Dentist's office. **25. Where would you like to go?** Paris for a month or so. I need to get my speaking chops back, and I just want to be not in America right about now. **26. Do you own slippers?** Yes. Although I call 'em house shoes. You know. Shoes for the house. **27. What shirt are you wearing?** None. (Hey, it's almost bedtime here.) **28. Do you burn or tan?** Tan, I guess. Although I'm pretty dark, so I actually reflect. **29. Favorite colour(s)?** Orange, green, brown **30. Would you be a pirate?** Nah. I like hot water and non-golden-teeth too much for that. **31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?** Wow…like two weeks ago, I think. **32. What songs do you sing in the shower?** You wouldn't believe me if I told you but…Ave Formosissima from Carmina Burana. Shut up! I like it. **33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?** The belt. Mom liked surprises. **34. What's in your pockets right now?** Nothing. (Boxers don't really have pockets, else they'd be Bermuda shorts.) **35. Last thing that made you laugh?** This episode of Scrubs that just ended. **36. Best bed sheets you had as a child?** I had these cool orange sheets as a kid…I loved 'em. **37. Worst injury you've ever had?** Broke my right elbow about 9 years ago. Got stabbed in the hand with a pencil in 4th grade. Also got stabbed in the hand with a pair of scissors when I was in Pre-K. **38. How many TVs do you have in your house?** Two. **39. Who is your loudest friend?** Umm…Goofball, I guess. He laughs like he's in an airport hangar. **40. Who is your most silent friend?** Hey, Mr DJ, if I consider him a friend. (Punk.) **41. Does someone have a crush on you?** I doubt it. If they do…then they need to speak up. My clairvoyance sucks. **42. Do you wish on shooting stars?** Please. Hell no. **43. What is your favorite book?** "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" by James Joyce. **44. What is your favorite candy?** Twizzlers. **45. What song do you want played at your wedding?** Jesus…I hadn't even thought out that far. I'm still working on return phone calls. **46. What song do you want played at your funeral?** Well that's morbid. Umm…how about some of that screaming gospel music that seems to be all the rage? **47. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?** I was asleep. **48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?** Wondering about what pitfalls I'll have to run into in the office. Filed under: Memes Comments: Comments |




