I’ve seen this meme floating around for a few weeks, most recently over at [Fave's new spot.](http://favoritenitemare.com/wp) Here I go! Where the other two questions went…well, I have no idea.

**1. How tall are you barefoot?**

5′9″

**2. Have you ever smoked heroin?**

No.

**3. Do you own a gun?**

Not in this state.

**4. Who’s your best friend?**

Umm…Twin, I guess. But I don’t see him often and we don’t communicate that often either.

**5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?**

No…parents love me. Their sons, on the other hand…

**6. What music are you embarrassed to admit that you listen to?**

None – all my music is the bomb (even if you don’t like it).

**7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?**

O Holy Night

**8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?**

Orange juice

**9. Can you do push-ups?**

Yes sir. Mountain climbers too!

**10. Why does one question always disappear?**

Lost in translation, I guess. Either that or copy and paste.

**11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?**

I’m not too big on jewelry, actually.

**12. Do you like painkillers?**

If they kill pain…sure.

**13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?**

Apparently, just being myself. I’ve yet to acquire the secret weapon to lure in the same sex. Now that would be something.

**14. Do you own a knife?**

Kitchen knives, yeah.

**15. Do you have A.D.D.?**

No, but I am autistic.

**16. Middle Name?**

Corneilus.

**17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?**

I should be in bed. The homemade sloppy joes I made were off the hook. I wonder if I should take off Wednesday since my new computer is coming in.

**18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:**

A new computer, a George Foreman grill, and a book on how to leave the United States.

**19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:**

Water, assorted teas from Teavana, orange juice

**20. What time did you wake up today?**

4:15a.m. (!)

**21. Current worry?**

Turning 30 and not being in at least one quasi-serious romantic relationship. Call it the 26-year-old itch.

**22. Current hate?**

My job. Wait…scratch that. The lack of respect and decency I get at my job.

**23. Favourite place to be?**

In bed.

**24. Least favorite place to be?**

Dentist’s office.

**25. Where would you like to go?**

Paris for a month or so. I need to get my speaking chops back, and I just want to be not in America right about now.

**26. Do you own slippers?**

Yes. Although I call ‘em house shoes. You know. Shoes for the house.

**27. What shirt are you wearing?**

None. (Hey, it’s almost bedtime here.)

**28. Do you burn or tan?**

Tan, I guess. Although I’m pretty dark, so I actually reflect.

**29. Favorite colour(s)?**

Orange, green, brown

**30. Would you be a pirate?**

Nah. I like hot water and non-golden-teeth too much for that.

**31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?**

Wow…like two weeks ago, I think.

**32. What songs do you sing in the shower?**

You wouldn’t believe me if I told you but…Ave Formosissima from Carmina Burana. Shut up! I like it.

**33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?**

The belt. Mom liked surprises.

**34. What’s in your pockets right now?**

Nothing. (Boxers don’t really have pockets, else they’d be Bermuda shorts.)

**35. Last thing that made you laugh?**

This episode of Scrubs that just ended.

**36. Best bed sheets you had as a child?**

I had these cool orange sheets as a kid…I loved ‘em.

**37. Worst injury you’ve ever had?**

Broke my right elbow about 9 years ago. Got stabbed in the hand with a pencil in 4th grade. Also got stabbed in the hand with a pair of scissors when I was in Pre-K.

**38. How many TVs do you have in your house?**

Two.

**39. Who is your loudest friend?**

Umm…Goofball, I guess. He laughs like he’s in an airport hangar.

**40. Who is your most silent friend?**

Hey, Mr DJ, if I consider him a friend. (Punk.)

**41. Does someone have a crush on you?**

I doubt it. If they do…then they need to speak up. My clairvoyance sucks.

**42. Do you wish on shooting stars?**

Please. Hell no.

**43. What is your favorite book?**

“A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” by James Joyce.

**44. What is your favorite candy?**

Twizzlers.

**45. What song do you want played at your wedding?**

Jesus…I hadn’t even thought out that far. I’m still working on return phone calls.

**46. What song do you want played at your funeral?**

Well that’s morbid. Umm…how about some of that screaming gospel music that seems to be all the rage?

**47. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?**

I was asleep.

**48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?**

Wondering about what pitfalls I’ll have to run into in the office.