Usually, I just delete the spam I get (which is a LOT of spam), but this one in particular was crafty enough to weasel into my inbox. The bolded part kinda made me read it twice though:

Ok now who wouldn’t want to stay at there own place each day without
having to get up before the sun, get all ready, fight traffic and do it all again the very next day?????

Well I know I DON’T and I tell you it is the best thing thats happened to me. I get to stay in my PJ’s if I want, have a bedhead, sleep in if I want to, have time for more then one morning coffee and save a bundle on gas and alot of my time is not wasted.

Well I invite you to give me a ring, listen to what I have to say for just a few quick minutes anytime of day or night. Let me share with you how if you have a telephone, can return calls each day and how it will enable you to generate upwards of 3k each and every week.

This is not a joke or some messed up scheme but in fact something myself and others are doing every day. In fact so many people look for something like this on the internet that it is one of the top searched subjects going.

So take a few minutes, ring me at XXX.XXX.XXXX and hear me out.

I enter the house. Mia is busy washing clothes. I grab her from her shoulders and make her stand right in front of me so close that we feel our breaths hitting our faces, our hearts listen to each other’s beats, or eyes play with together, and I, taking her hands into mine, thrust our fingers together.

Thanks For Your Time and I hope we here from you shortly. If you decide that this is not anything you wish to learn more about thats ok juts let me know. You have my address.

What’s the job they’re hiring for, at-home romance novel writers?