Sherri, Sherri, Sherri.

It’s bad enough to think you wanted $2 million to be on The View, just like Whoopi (who has far more street and Hollywood cred) — not a good look for someone whose most notable roles were as a hairdresser with pink pigtails and a loud, angry rabblerouser — but this clip?

Before that, you went on the show during your first guest spot saying you were going through a divorce with your husband who had a child with his mistress, spouting murderous threats against him, then came back for a later guest spot saying you took him back?

Yeah girl, you’se a skronnng Black woman.

I don’t really understand how Shepherd’s simple-minded, Bible-backed yet cracked-out whacked opinions even fit in with The View’s coterie. Among Whoopi, Behar, Hasselbeck and Walters, Shepherd comes off like a kid sitting at the grown folks table. I can almost imagine her in the coming weeks even slipping into slave talk for jest (I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout no circumnavigation!)…you know, because she’s a comedienne.

Then again, so are Goldberg and Behar, except they’re funny. She just comes off as an ignorant dolt who uses the welfare of her son as an excuse to not know something we all learned back in grade school.

I’m sure this will only be the first of more ignorant shit she’ll say in the weeks and months to come.

UPDATE: Well it wasn’t quite slave talk, but Shepherd explained herself on today’s View, chalking it up with ghetto girl naivete and, as she puts it, a “senior brain-poopy moment.” Maybe her and Miss Teen South Carolina should take a Geography 101 class together! Maps and flat worlds…imagine that!