Do you remember the Jeopardy! tryouts that took place a month or so ago? I took it, and figured it was pretty easy, but never thought I'd actually get a callback…

…until today.

Congratulations! You have been selected for a follow-up appointment at an upcoming Jeopardy! contestant search for the Charlotte area, exclusively for those who successfully passed the online test. This is the next step in becoming a Jeopardy! contestant. We have reserved the following appointment for you:

When: Thursday, April 30th
Time: 3:00pm
Where: Charlotte, NC

Due to overwhelming demand we can only hold your spot for two business days. If you respond after that period of time, and if we still have space, we will be happy to provide you with an appointment.

Your appointment is non-transferable, and only those who receive this invitation directly from Jeopardy! may RSVP to book an appointment. Each RSVP will be matched against an invite list and forwarded invitations will not be honored.

The auditions will last about 2 – 2 1/2 hours.

Either they've lowered the bar substantially, or I'M GONNA BE ON MOTHERFUCKING JEOPARDY! I can finally fulfill one of my goals of being on a game show.

Now if I can only get the funds to actually make it to Charlotte.